"After the elections, the supreme leader in Iran certified the election results and shipped the crooked voting machines back to Florida." — David Letterman
"Mir Hossein Mousavi is claiming ballot fraud and wants an investigation. If that doesn't work, he's planning on making a documentary about global warming." — Jimmy Fallon
“Marvel Comics is getting set to bring back Captain America. They're going to do this as soon as they get a loan from Captain China." — Conan O'Brien
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