"North Korea tested another nuclear bomb. The fear is that North Korea will sell this nuclear weapon to some unstable, volatile world leader, you know, like Dick Cheney." — Jay Leno
"President Obama had less than a one-hour warning of North Korea's nuclear tests. Yeah. Well, that's not bad when you realize he has absolutely no warning when Joe Biden's going to go off." — Leno
"President Barack Obama's in Las Vegas. So, if things go well at the table, General Motors just might make it." — Jimmy Fallon
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