Sarah Palin, who just signed a book deal, has jumped into the Carrie Prejean debate, decrying the "liberal onslaught of malicious attacks."
Borowitz Report responded with a news spoof headlined: "Palin-Prejean Alliance Predicted in Book of Revelations; Beauty Queens Prefigure End of Days." The spoof also reported that "in 1555 Nostradamus predicted the alliance between the two right-wing beauties when he wrote, 'The slayer of beasts shall meet the barer of breasts.'"
Meanwhile, Fox commentator Greg Gutfeld joked that Prejean's seminude photos "offer undeniable proof that God is a dude and He totally exists. Seriously, I am so going to church on Sunday."
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