"How about that swine flu? The government is saying forget about nonessential air travel, an example of which would be flying Air Force One really low over New York City." — David Letterman
"It was all because they wanted to get a picture of the president's plane next to the Statue of Liberty. We have the first president ever who can use Facebook, but his staff does not know how to use Photoshop." — Jimmy Kimmel
"What's the government's next big idea? 'Hey, let's send a guy in a pirate costume to Capt. Richard Phillips' house.'" — Jay Leno
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