Carrie Rengers

You don’t say

“I think Father has been spending too much time praying and not enough time watching ‘Sports Center.’ ”

Saint Joseph Catholic Parish parishioner Rose Wilson’s response when someone asked her why the Rev. Stuart Smeltzer scheduled the parish’s 57th Annual German Sausage Dinner for Sunday during the NCAA Tournament

Carrie Rengers: 316-268-6340, @CarrieRengers