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Relationship goals through the lens of Twitter

The minions of the Internet love to give their opinions. People love to talk about relationships. Thus, many thousands of people began sharing their “relationship goals” on Twitter under the hashtag #RelationshipGoalsIn3Words.

The trend ferreted out all corners of the Internet, from celebrity-worshipping tweens and Jesus-worshipping believers, to pizza-loving slobs and earnest self-improvers. And of course the just silly.

CELEB WORSHIP

It’s mostly celeberity worship, mostly members of boybands.

CHARACTER WORSHIP

This is like Celeb Worship except instead of worshiping the actors and singers and jugglers who people fantasize about, they worship the fake characters of TV shows for their ideal relationship qualities.

CARTOON WORSHIP

Like Character Worship except instead of worshiping flesh and blood characters, these tweeters worship drawings and colorful 3D images of relationships.

FOOD WORSHIP

OPPORTUNISTIC MARKETING

Even for toilet paper!

THE EARNEST

JOKES ONLY THE BRITISH GET

Why do the Brits love Haribo so much?

CONTRARIANS

People who reject the premise

COMBINATIONS

Celeb worship and food worship

Celeb worship and Opportunistic Marketing

Meme joke and Food Worship and Celebrity Worship

Earnest and Meme Joke

ACTUAL GOOD RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

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