The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:
▪ Iranian Team Openly Working on Bomb in Negotiating Room
▪ Republicans Accuse Obama of Treating Immigrants Like Humans
▪ EPA Unveils Plan to Add 500 Million Squirts of Lemon to U.S. Water Supply
▪ Aspiring Politician Hopes Government Leaves Some Women’s Rights for Him to Gut One Day
▪ Thanksgiving Affords Nation Rare Opportunity to Eat Large Amounts of Food While Watching Football
– Phillip Brownlee
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