The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

▪  More Than Three Hundred Million Americans Now Enrolled in Trump University

▪  Justice Roberts Stops In Middle Of Oath Of Office To Remind Audience This Just His Job

▪  Report: It Still Nowhere Near OK To Act Like Donald Trump

▪  Obama Hoping He Doesn’t Run Into U.S. Populace After Presidency

▪  Biden Searching White House One Last Time For Missing Pet Snake

▪  Trump Confirms That He Just Googled Obamacare