Now Consider This: Dubious, bogus and utterly phony headlines

08/17/2014 7:03 PM

08/18/2014 12:24 AM

The following satirical headlines come from borowitzreport.com and theonion.com:

Obama Has Colorado Appraised

GlaxoSmithKline Releases New Drug to Treat People Who Just Feel Sort of Weird Sometimes

Johnny Manziel Forced to Wear Cleveland Browns Jersey in Cruel Rookie Hazing Incident

Cavaliers Agree to Trade Andrew Wiggins, LeBron James for Kevin Love

Buying Everything Hairstylist Recommends Would Cost $8,000

– Phillip Brownlee

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