In 2010, Dan Gilbert excoriated basketball player LeBron James’ decision to sign with the Miami Heat, calling it “cowardly,” “narcissistic” and a “shameful display of selfishness and betrayal.” Gilbert was not merely an aggrieved fan, however. He was the owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers, the team James was leaving.
Four years later Gilbert is still the owner, and James is now back. The two profess the past is behind them. But still, those are thoughts Gilbert has made clear he wishes he’d never expressed.
If Gilbert can take any solace in his boneheadedness, though, it’s that he’s not alone. People who should know better – people of power, wealth and fame – say the stupidest things. They’re helping to give new life to an old cottage industry: the art of the apology. But better, however, would be never to say these things in the first place.
Last month the U.S. Department of Education posted a photo of actor Kristen Wiig, looking obviously intoxicated in a scene from “Bridesmaids,” with a caption saying, “Help me, I’m poor.” “If this is you,” warned the department, “then you better (apply for financial aid).” Also last month, TV viewers saw horse owner Steve Coburn let loose, saying owners who didn’t enter their horses in the first two races of the Triple Crown had taken “the coward’s way out.”
The month before, a Miami Dolphins running back tweeted “OMG,” “horrible” upon hearing the St. Louis Rams had signed Michael Sam, pro football’s first openly gay player. A few days earlier, the Commonwealth of Massachusetts proclaimed “Sexual assault is always avoidable,” ostensibly to mark May as Sexual Assault Awareness Month. And in January, MSNBC expressed its approval of a cute Cheerios ad featuring a biracial family, saying, “Maybe the rightwing will hate it, but everyone else will go awww.”
Predictable outrage, of course, greeted each remark. So did predictable apologies.
“We’re very sorry,” said the Education Department, regretting its “insensitivity.” I’m “very ashamed of myself,” a chastened Coburn said two days after ripping into the horse-racing industry.
The Miami Dolphins player, meanwhile, waxed broadly in his well-scripted apology, expressing remorse not only to Sam but to pretty much everyone else as well, promising in the future to “represent the values of the Miami Dolphins organization.”
“Dumb mistake,” said Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick.
“I personally apologize,” said the president of MSNBC, terming the anti-conservative gibe “outrageous and unacceptable.”
All well and good, I suppose. But still, the offending comments were made. Some – such as the Education Department post – were just inadvertent or lame jokes. Others – such as MSNBC’s tweet – were likely more deeply felt. Either way, what once would have been boorish thoughts heard or seen by just a few are now, with stunning rapidity, spread worldwide as stories, tweets, posts or e-mails passed on from one user to the next.
There’s much to like about instantaneous communication, but not, perhaps, about thoughts instantly expressed. An old piece of advice runs through my head every time I see these now-familiar routines of offending statements and heartfelt apologies: Sleep on it.
That notion runs counter to the immediate-response ethos of social media, but it’s worth reviving. Edit thyself. Few of us are so smart or clever that we always get it right the first time.