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Posted on Sun, Nov. 01, 2009

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Opinion Line Extra (Nov. 1)

Where are the rocket scientists of Wichita?

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Why would lawmakers read the health care bill? They didn't read the USA Patriot Act either.

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If you believe in Rush Limbaugh, you must believe in pro wrestling. They're both fake.

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It's about time Democrats got smart and decided to boycott Fox News, the propaganda arm of the Republican Party. If they marginalize it, people will quit watching. Brilliant move, Dems.

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Thanks, President Obama. I've suffered from chronic pain for years. Maybe I can smoke a joint legally soon.

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Thanks to Obama and his gang of thugs, it's going to be legal to take from those who still have some dignity and self-worth. The silent majority had better wake up next election.

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The last conservative president was Ronald Reagan. The Bushes are Republicans. There is a difference.

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Hello, Obama. Can I join your administration? I promise I cannot make it worse.

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Do you suppose if the Obama administration taxes our "rich," they will be inclined to give to charity?

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Just think — you can go get your driver's license, and wait in the same line for your health care.

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I am upset with those charities that call me and, when I say I no longer have money to give, try to put a guilt trip on me.

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The Eagle definitely needs a daily TV guide, since there is so many errors in the weekly one.

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I take back all the bad words I said about The Eagle. Thank you for putting back our crossword puzzle.

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Columnist Leonard Pitts is so extreme left it's not even funny.

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It's a shame that Leonard Pitts doesn't know the difference between news and opinions unless it's his opinions.

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Yes, death row is worth it. One of the best investments Kansas has made.