"I’m not good at sharing cookies."
– Sedgwick County Commission Chairman Dave Unruh's confession, which was the first of a couple during Wednesday's proclamation of Girl Scout Cookie Month
"As a Calvinist, it's important for me to confess my transgressions. Commissioner Norton, I took your Lemonades. As a good Methodist, I know that you'll forgive me and let me keep them."
– County Manager Bill Buchanan's cookie confession to Commissioner Tim Norton