"God forbid we've managed to live this long without them mandating everything in our lives. I don't know how I get up every morning." — Wichita City Council member Paul Gray (in photo), blasting the federal government at Tuesday's council meeting
"How DO you get up in the morning?" — Council member Sue Schlapp, later, after Gray said some drivers would "just love to bump" those who collect for charity at intersections "with their bumper"