A few good ones from Vice President Joe Biden, speaking Wednesday at the Radio & Television Correspondents Association dinner in Washington, D.C.:
"Liz Cheney has been on a tear lately. Now she's questioning whether Tom Brady is a real Patriot."
"I do have to defend our administration a little bit here, especially the recovery act, which I've been put in charge of. Republicans keep saying it hasn't created a single job. Well, tell that to Sen. Scott Brown."
About St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland: "St. Patrick made that up — that's why he's the patron saint of Fox News."