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You don't say: Our favorites from 2013

12/31/2013 2:11 PM

12/31/2013 2:41 PM

Some were newsy, some were shocking, but most were simply fun or funny. Here are some of our favorite "You don't say" quotes from 2013.

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"I said, 'You must know a lot of angry people.' (They) said, 'I work at Spirit.'"

– Best of Times owner Nancy Robinson on a person who bought 10 Dammit Dolls, the soft dolls angry people can safely slam on any surface to blow off steam on bad days

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"My first place that I am not going to get married at is the Grand Chapel."

– Sedgwick County Chairman Jim Skelton, whose upcoming marriage to Stacy Luke won't take place at the facility he sued over his daughter's wedding

"That's correct, he's not."

– Grand Chapel owner Dennis Wilkie, who says Skelton is "a troublemaker, and I just don't want to deal with troublemakers."

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"Women pilots don't land at the wrong airport. We ask for directions!"

– A tweet from Seattle-based pilot Karlene Petitt (‏@KarlenePetitt) about the Dreamlifter incident at Colonel James Jabara Airport

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"Be aware, Boeing, 'this route has tolls.' Bring some change."

– An NPR story that acknowledged a stranded Dreamlifter likely couldn't be towed from Colonel James Jabara Airport to McConnell Air Force Base but offered a Google map and driving directions anyway

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"I thought I'd get in line right behind him."

– Outgoing Chamber chairwoman Debbie Gann, who "about choked" at the group's annual dinner Tuesday when possible mayoral candidate Jeff Turner suggested she would make a great mayor

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"I'm going to drop off a baked bean can and a string tomorrow ... so we can chat later in the day."

– Freddy's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers co-owner Scott Redler teasing City Council member Pete Meitzner about his antiquated BlackBerry

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"With all the crying and whining in Washington, I'm feeling ready to be a new father come November."

– Expectant father U.S. Rep. Kevin Yoder speaking Friday at the 2013 Congressional Summit at the Hotel at Old Town

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"We know you're a Democrat."

– Park City administrator Jack Whitson, teasing the city's chamber president, registered Republican Dean Frankenbery, about a misprint that said Rep. Mike Pompom, not Pompeo, would be the group's next speaker

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"I know you are all wondering if that beautiful new red car parked over there is a door prize. It's not. It's the speaker's gift."

– Delta Dental of Kansas vice president of human resources Kara Hunt, speaking at the Chamber's Sunrise Scrambler about a car that Davis-Moore had at the event

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"I thought that Davis-Moore . . . has been hurting so bad that they needed a sale, so I thought I'd help them out."

– Car dealer Brandon Steven, joking about why he bought a Viper at his competitor's dealership

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"I think it's awesome that he bought himself a nice car."

– Davis-Moore's Dawson Grimsley, retorting with a teasing implication that Steven couldn't find a nice car at his own lot

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"The @WichitaOrpheum could use a little Jesus after @RealTracyMorgan's performance there. #itwaspurefilth"

— A tweet from comedian Ron Shively, aka @FunnyMrBiggs, after hearing City Life Church is going to rent the Orpheum Theatre every Sunday morning for services

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"Puppies and people all over town are sad today."

—Accountant David Jabara on the death of Doggy Day Care owner Marilyn Walk

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About Carrie Rengers

Carrie Rengers joined The Eagle's Business team in 2002 despite her inability to even balance a checkbook. Fortunately for her, and readers, her Have You Heard? blog is about business scoops and contains lots of news but almost no math.

A Michigan native, Carrie’s father was quite tragically transferred to Little Rock, Ark., in the middle of her sophomore year of high school. To make matters worse, her parents put her in a girls school. She recovered, though, and went on to enjoy being an English major at Hendrix College (the Harvard of the Ozarks, don’t you know). She worked for the weekly Arkansas Business and the statewide daily Arkansas Democrat-Gazette before moving to Wichita to be with her favorite writer and cook, husband Joe Stumpe.

Carrie encourages readers to contact her with tips, questions, behind-the-scenes business news and even funny quotes from business people. Reach her at 316-268-6340 or crengers@wichitaeagle.com

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