All evidence suggests that as soon as he enters the house, my teenager begins to shed clothes. There were two dirty socks just inside the back door (our usual point of ingress and egress) when I returned home from work the other day. A day or so later, it was a crumpled T-shirt. And last week his belt rested near the cabinet where we keep purses, keys, dog leashes and the like. When I asked why his belt was there, he replied, "Because that's where I took it off." OK. Wrong question.