Remember when Conan O'Brien was merely the funniest redhead on the planet?
Now, through some weird twists of fate you couldn't make up, he's also the creator and producer of something you could call "Extreme Makeover: Talk Show Edition."
You remember the first makeover, the one known as "The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien." That took place at Universal Studios and lasted all of seven months on NBC. The new makeover, known as "Conan," is being put together three miles away, at Stage 15 on the Warner Bros. lot.
It's a smaller stage, which is just as well since O'Brien is working with a smaller budget. And yet, thanks to the relentlessness of the TBS publicity machine and the whirlwind of publicity that accompanied his exit from NBC earlier this year, O'Brien may actually exceed his "Tonight Show" hype when "Conan" launches tonight.
Since his sold-out "Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television" tour ended this summer, O'Brien's staff members have been furiously hammering and retooling and rewriting this latest version of the Conan comedy cavalcade.
"We started in July, with a completely empty box," said executive producer Jeff Ross, my tour guide. Ross has been O'Brien's right hand since 1993, the man overseeing production ever since O'Brien's tryout before a test audience.
The new set recalibrates the relationship between host and audience. There are far fewer seats here than his Carsonesque "Tonight Show" grandstand held. About 260 guests will watch in a cozy, theater-in-the-round setting.
"Our challenge was creating intimate space in an airport hangar," said O'Brien, still sporting the beard he grew for his concert tour. "When I worked on 'Saturday Night Live,' Dana Carvey had this great phrase — comedy compression. You want to have the right space so the comedy can bounce off the walls."
The other challenge was relaunching O'Brien on a cable channel and a cable budget. No one is talking salaries, perhaps because it would be tacky in these times of economic hardship, or perhaps just because it's legally prohibited. But TBS didn't become hugely profitable by handing out fat paychecks.
Ross acknowledged that with O'Brien's production company now bearing the financial burden of the show, he would look for efficiencies. But, he added, he knew where to look.
"We've been doing this a long time," he said.
Backstage, Ross showed me one elegant cost-cutting solution: Instead of building guest dressing rooms from scratch, the crew tethered a few studio-lot trailers together, with a common area in the middle.