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For all the billions of dollars we have poured into Haiti, people are still living under soggy bedsheets and in human waste. Who is benefiting from all this money? Not the people. Makes you want to save your money and help yourself.
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I think White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel is a ventriloquist and President Obama is his dummy.
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Wait a second. If Obama is a dictator, why are these right-wing loons still walking around? Shouldn't they all be prison or worse?
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If Republicans are so sure that what Obama is doing is wrong, they should vote to pass the health care legislation and let the Democrats suffer the consequences. I think they're afraid he'll be a good president.
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An 8-year-old with a Magic 8 Ball would make better decisions than Obama has.
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I left the Republican Party when it started speaking for corporations and stopped speaking for me.
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People who have pre-existing conditions can't get insurance. I just wonder how many of those people could have had insurance before they got the pre-existing condition, but chose not to buy it.
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Ronald Reagan started the war on the middle class by raising taxes on the middle class. The GOP war on the middle class continues to this day.
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Let's recall the entire Congress; our members, too. All they do is block everything and don't do anything for the people.
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Those liberals sure are slow about confiscating my guns.
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If our state Legislature puts a state tax on pop because it is bad for us, will it put a tax on coffee, too? Drinking coffee is just as bad as drinking pop.
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I'm so tired of calling businesses and hearing "for English, press 1." When my great-grandparents came over here from Germany, they had to learn to speak English.
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Saying all pit bulls are bad is like saying all guns sold in the United States are going to be used in robberies or homicides.
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Hey, whiners — my loud motorcycle pipes are loud so the idiots who don't pay attention to the road don't run me down.
