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President Obama wasted his time thinking that Republicans might come around in helping the American people by providing them with health insurance. The president hasn't realized that Republicans have a duty to serve their owner, the insurance companies.
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In 2001, the Republicans called someone who rammed an airplane into a building a "terrorist." Now some of them call someone who rams an airplane into a building a "hero." What a sad bunch of people.
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I am going into business for myself. I am moving to Florida to sell raft-making materials to all the folks from America trying to escape to Cuba.
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I finally figured out what is the matter with my dog. He's an Obama supporter.
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Republicans are wounded crybabies, and the Democrats took advantage of their power to ram their agenda down our throats. I am turning independent.
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The greedy trial lawyer community is second only to Wall Street when it comes to protecting its turf and income.
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I bought a carton of milk last weekend and Al Gore's picture was on it. Anyone seen him lately?
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I am tired of the whining by Wichita weathermen that their job of predicting snow is so tough. They have zero accountability when they are totally wrong. How is that tough?
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Skip fixing the sirens. There isn't a person out there who can't afford a radio or TV, and everyone knows that when there's a cloud within 50 miles of Wichita there will be constant weather coverage.
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The only way a tribal casino should be allowed in Park City is if the tribe pays state and local taxes on the revenue.
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Establishing a commuter rail from Wichita to Newton and Hutchinson could mean thousands of jobs.
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Passenger rail means no privacy, no flexibility and no speed.
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Once again our government has taken away part of American freedom. Why are we fighting for freedom when government just takes it away?
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We need a Dave & Buster's in Wichita.
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The hot dog has already been redesigned. It's called a slice of bologna.
