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Isn't it amazing? Those congressmen who have been in office for years and years without solving our problems now expect President Obama to discard his and other Democrats' answers in favor of the Republicans' answers.
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If the GOP nominates Sarah Palin in 2012, then there is absolutely no hope for the Republicans. We need a smart nominee, not an attractive one.
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What is the big deal about teleprompters and writing on your hand so you don't forget anything important? We make lists every day — of what to pick up at the store, or to make sure you get that important thing done at work. Complain about something that really matters.
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The only "revolution" I want is to never hear or see Sarah Palin again.
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On Friday we had snow on the ground in every state but Hawaii. Google "average global temp" and you will find we are experiencing global cooling. The truth is that humans cannot create cool, only heat.
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It would not surprise me if there really were end-of-the-world bunkers under Denver International Airport.
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Memo to Sedgwick County Commissioner Kelly Parks: If the posted speed limit is 25 mph, that is what it is. Just pay your ticket like the rest of us.
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In regard to Parks' response of "screw you" to the citizen who sent him an e-mail: He is just screwing himself from being re-elected. What an arrogant (insert noun of choice here).
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When criminals do community service, make them do it with the county, city or attorneys around town. Let criminals hang around their offices and cause them problems. The poor nonprofits get these criminals.
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With Tiger Woods we had a grand slam. Now comes Sarah Palin's Wichita visit, and the "Opinion Liners" are in hog heaven. The only thing that would top this bonanza would be an "Appalachian hiking trip" by one of our local officials.
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I would imagine the men who went to the Wichita Women's Fair are probably the same men who have to ask their doctors for permission to have sex.
