Print edition: 
Sarah Palin is coming to the arena in May. Finally, we get to see the real Lady Gaga.
* * *
Palin doesn't need a teleprompter. She can get all her world knowledge on the palm of her hand.
* * *
Finally, a politician has had the guts to speak the word "revolution" in public. Run, Sarah, run.
* * *
Let's face it: President Obama and the Democrats won't ever do anything to increase jobs. If they did, they'd lose their anti-business, left-wing base and all the huge donations they must have in order to lie about their opponents.
* * *
Not one person in the president's Cabinet has any business experience. How are they going to develop the proper initiatives to grow nongovernment jobs?
* * *
I dare the pollsters to do a Democrat presidential preference poll to see if Hillary Clinton isn't already ahead of Obama for the 2012 nomination.
* * *
Is it really too much to ask that a U.S. citizen who has the legal right to vote also be able to read the ballot?
* * *
Tri-state area casino bosses, flush with Wichita gaming dollars, are laughing all the way to the bank as the local casino project is repeatedly delayed by pettiness.
* * *
Surely I'm not the only Eagle reader who's very tired of this convicted murderer and terrorist, Scott Roeder, being provided a soapbox to spout his distorted trash.
* * *
It seems to me that Wild West World would be a nice place for some Wild West jail cells.
* * *
With the worst winter on record blanketing the East Coast, isn't it about time for Al Gore to unmask the charade and put an end to his climatological Ponzi scheme?
* * *
I am old so I do not believe in global warming. It will not affect me. I do not want higher energy prices or any long-term consequences. I say: More coal plants. More nuclear plants. You can build one in my backyard.
* * *
Using power equipment to remove snow from streets and driveways pollutes the Earth. Just let it melt naturally and be green.
* * *
I would like to thank the city street maintenance crews for a job well done of clearing the streets of snow.
