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Do you think that maybe the giant blizzard on the East Coast is God's way of saving us from the taxation of cap-and-trade? If so, thank you, Lord.
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More snow in Washington, D.C. Hell is freezing over.
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Send more snow to Washington. The federal government has been mostly closed for four straight days and hasn't done any damage to us over that time.
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Now we need a debt-reduction commission to reduce our debt? This nation is about commissioned to death. Don't spend more than you bring in, and put the balance against your debt. There — now let's move on. Why must we make everything so complicated?
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It is amazing to me that Republicans can have so much, yet still have so much hate.
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Sarah Palin came to Kansas and — guess what? —no teleprompter and — guess what else? —no message.
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No, Sarah Palin didn't use a teleprompter. She put notes in the palm of her hand, like children do when they are in grade school.
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When President Obama is meeting with foreigners, he bows. When he is talking to U.S. citizens, he shows arrogance.
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Perhaps these churches that don't want to pay taxes could call their missionaries when their churches catch on fire, instead of using tax-supported fire departments.
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How are trains allowed to inconvenience everybody in town and make Wichita a second-rate city? In no other place I've ever been have I had to put up with this. It's totally ridiculous.
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Wichita, where are your priorities? We have abused children and children who need an education. They don't need a garden at Botanica. Spend money wisely.
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The best way to cut expenses in the public schools without getting rid of anything useful is to get rid of the busing.
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Do the WSU basketball team players ever practice free throws? If so, why doesn't it show?
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Why do we need a U.S. Department of Education? President Reagan, among others, have tried to eliminate it, but it has been too political to stop.
