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Let's see — I have an incurable disease and no insurance. And President Obama expects insurance companies to cover me? Sounds like someone who's never seen the other side of profit making. It's called overhead. It's not "win-win." It's "lose-lose."
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I think Barack Obama would feel more at home if he lived in a country like Russia, Cuba or Venezuela.
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Sarah Palin is a top act, all right. "Act" is the key word. She acts like she knows what's going on. She acts like she has a grasp on reality. And she acts like people take her seriously. It's all an act.
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To all the Sarah Palin supporters: I can't believe anybody is so ignorant to follow this woman on her bridge to nowhere. And we're in this ridiculous mess because we've had eight years of Republicans. People, get wise.
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If the heart surgeon who killed my family member had said he was sorry, then we might all feel less animosity and wouldn't be considering a lengthy court drama.
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There's a reason George Washington didn't talk about founding the nation on the basis of Christian beliefs. Washington was a deist, not a Christian, as all except dunderheaded right-wingers know.
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Can someone tell me why it takes 60 to 90 days to do the paperwork required to move a prisoner from the Sedgwick County Jail to a prison? I would think it could be accomplished much more quickly.
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If you think homosexuality is an abomination to God, then let God take care of it. He does not need some pious, self-righteous busybody telling him who is and who is not homosexual.
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Are the people complaining about slow drivers the same ones who come behind me and stay for miles at a time when there's another lane they could get in and go around?
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I love the Wichita River Festival. But I would like to see a dog show for people to show off their dogs and then leave them home the rest of the festival; a most-obnoxious-drunk street party, where people can drink themselves stupid for attention and then keep it under control the rest of the festival; and a tattoo, spandex and too-much-skin-showing contest, so people could dress appropriately the rest of the time. I'm trying to be all-inclusive here.
