Opinion Line (Dec. 1)

Those from Butler County who drive on Kellogg and K-96 every morning must really love their jobs in Wichita. They are sure in a hurry to get to them.

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Wichita should get rid of every minor league sports team and consolidate into one top-level professional team. I'd prefer basketball, but football or baseball would be good, too.

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Barack Obama's election was nothing more than an expression of rebellion, much like high school students who vote for a cross-dresser for homecoming queen.

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I guess it's a good thing that none of us single-issue, right-wing extremists decided to crash the White House party. It sure doesn't seem like there was much security protecting Obama, huh?

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Where are all those jobs that President Bush claimed would be created when he gave those huge tax cuts to the rich? Once again, trickle-down economics proves to be a farce.

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What else is George Bush's fault? Global warming?

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I don't want my country back. I want my freedom back.

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What right does the government have to tell me that I can't buy insurance in Oklahoma and live in Kansas?

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I use to smoke a little pot in the morning to be able to function. Now I take a handful of pills. Which one is worse?

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Instead of a Complaint-Free Wednesday, how about the one I heard on the Internet — a Congress-Free Year?

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I would like to thank the police officers for telling us to hide our Christmas packages under a blanket in the car. I'm sure the thieves never thought of that.

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Canada, Russia and Australia have large land mass with small populations. When are people going to start migrating to these countries?

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The best way to reduce greenhouse gases and dependence on external energy is to allow farmers to grow industrial hemp. The oil from this can replace a great deal of the petroleum that's being used, and it is carbon-neutral.

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Why does the younger generation hate senior citizens so much? They have worked hard and saved their money. They do volunteer work. Maybe you could take a lesson from these wonderful citizens. Seniors are the Give, Give, Give Generation.