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Rumors regarding the demise of the American capitalist system are greatly exaggerated. Coca-Cola, Ford and McDonald's are ambulant. Bedridden GM is recovering after the infusion. Banks are back in business. The Yankees won the World Series. Once the Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl, we are back in the business of global domination.
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Democrats have to wake up and smell the coffee. The independents and the Republicans are not going to give you everything so you can be fat and lazy. It's time for the Democrats to get jobs and pay for themselves. When voting, we all should consider what's best for our country, not how we can rob one another.
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Marriage is a religious sacrament that predates the founding of the United States by several thousand years. So "gay marriage" laws, both pro and con, violate the First Amendment's establishment clause. Also, the "filing status" box on our 1040 forms is unconstitutional.
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Has anyone else noticed the decline in society's morals since the popularity of these megachurches that claim they love Jesus more than money?
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I hope China does outsource to America, and help bring back all the manufacturing jobs we have lost in recent years.
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I would have attended the Veterans Day parade if I had known about it and if it had been on Veterans Day. How were we supposed to know it was being held the weekend before? Now I have to run downtown. I hear the Valentine's Day parade is about to start.
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Usually I'm a skeptic about global warming. But it's mid-November and I'm still wearing shorts. I find that odd, even for Kansas weather.
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If you did research on Hitler, you would discover that he studied to be a priest at one time. So much for Hitler not being a Christian.
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People of all faiths have committed murders. Atheists are the just only ones who have never murdered in the name of an imaginary friend.
