Mortifying mom moments
Moms of the world -- we've done the research, and we've found the answer. If you want to avoid being publicly humiliated by your child, simply avoid taking your little sweetie to any of the following locations: Malls, churches, grocery stores, weddings, funerals, neighbors' homes, amusement parks, restaurants, hospitals, drugstores, museums, airplanes, zoos, your front yard, your backyard and your porch.
